…have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant

Ray Palla
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  2. It's not at all hard to understand a person it's only hard to listen without bias. - Criss Jami
  3. There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. - Unknown
  4. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. - Unknown
  5. You can't dwell on what might have been...and it's not fair to condemn him for something he hasn't done. - Wendelin Van Draanen
More Quotes By Ray Palla
  1. I swear if Washington moved any slower, we could be at war and it would all be over before they could even lift their sluggish, naked, dead asses off of their comfortable heated-seat toilets. -Fitzhugh to Captain Jeeter
  2. An elementary school student asked me the NOT “politically correct” question, “Is an idiot smarter than a moron?” I had to Google it because I was afraid to respond in today’s PC society and didn’t want to offend him, his parents, or anyone else. Here’s...
  3. We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. –Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM
  4. Give little people a little power, and it goes straight to their ugly, little heads. -Foot talks about authority
  5. A little holiday spirit lives forever in everyone. Test your own holiday spirit. Give away all of it you can. You'll see, it comes right back to you.
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